All My Sports Teams Suck (AMSTS) is the internet’s premier data-and-analytics-driven-somewhat-serious-but-not-really-sports-directed blog out there.  Doubt me? You shouldn’t. It’s true.


AMSTS looks to point out interesting data while sifting through massive amounts of noise, with a focus on attempting to present said data in a layman-friendly format. We try to find interesting narratives that aren’t emotionally driven, while looking beyond the box score at the impact of statistics you won’t find on the front page of other sports websites. At the same time, we try to put the right context on the numbers, as not to turn this into a mathematical discussion, or devaluing intangibles such as “momentum” and “being clutch.”


The blog is headed by Chris Ford, a dedicated sports fan who leverages his data skills from his day to day work into his passion for sports. Headquartered in Berlin, Germany, AMSTS can be reached by postal mail at Niebuhrstrasse 72, 10629 Berlin, or via telephone at +49 1575 6797 623.  Alternatively, you can reach us through comments, or emails on the blog.


We accept (and love!) guest articles on one-off topics that are interesting to our readers. If you would like to submit a post to AMSTS, please let us know via our contact page today.  No previous writing experience is necessary.